Okay. So, I’m sure there have been somewhere around a bazillion and 500 million posts about people’s top makeup peeves, but after going to a college party this weekend, I just can’t help myself. I need to vent a little. I’ll do it in order of least peeve-y to most peeve-y. So please, prepare yourself for snarky and self-thought witty comments.
Overly Bronzed Faces
Girls. Seriously though. Hasn’t Jersey Shore been on LONG ENOUGH to know that this is a terrible look? And if you’re going to do it anyways, put a touch of bronzer on your damn neck like Sammi.
Overly colorful eyeshadow
No. A pink lid, with a dark pink crease, with a light pink highlight is not day appropriate. Or night appropriate. Or any kind of appropriate. Your eyes are not berries. It freaks me out. It freaks guys out. Stay away from the monochrome.
Ridiculous Scouse Brows
Really? Really? You think I’m convinced that those are your real brows? No guy is going to want to take you out if there’s a chance of rain for fear of watching your brows melt off.
Glitter During the Day
You’re not Ke$ha. You’re just not.
Glitter With Red Lips
Xtina. I’M LOOKIN’ ATCHU!
Reverse Raccoon Eyes
Not your best look Annalynne… God. The number of celebs who fall victim to this on the red carpet… It’s not that hard to avoid. So why? Yes, the color under your eye should be lighter to cover your dark circles and shadows. But it shouldn’t look like a reverse raccoon! Blend some of that under eye concealer onto your cheekbones (which you want to highlight anyways) and in a triangle from your inner eye corner to the side of your nostril, to the outer corner of your eye and you’ll completely avoid this annoying look.
False Lashes. Every. Single. Day.
THEY’RE JUST UNNECCESSARY! Lash extensions? Fine. Single lashes? Why would you spend the time? But fine. But full. Lash. Strips. Every. Day? Stoppit. I can see the strip. And your corners are lifting.
Whew. Okay! I’m done. Tune in next time! I’m thinking about doing a daily log of a detox (OMG face). And until then, take a quick look over at My Beauty Bunny where some of my reviews are featured every now and again! Love the Beauty Bunny team!
Sending love and good vibes!